It was my own urge to sexualise all my relationships that made me so defensive about my feelings for my analystby Anna Blundy / November 14, 2017 / Leave a comment
“I’m not sure if I want to crawl into her vagina like a baby getting back into the womb, or if I want to put my penis into her vagina in an adult sexual way,” my psychoanalyst friend said, spearing a whitebait.
“Or both?” I suggested. He was talking about his own analyst, or, rather, shouting about her because the restaurant was packed and noisy.
“Do you tell her this?” I asked, thinking it must be uncomfortable for her to hear this stuff at 7am, first patient of the day.
“Of course. I’d never have got to the end of training if I didn’t go there,” he said. “Don’t you tell James your fantasies about him?”
He used my analyst’s first name with the kind of flourish with which someone in a different business might say Meryl or Leo.
“No!” I said. “I don’t have any!”
We both laughed at my hilarious joke…
I remember years ago people asking me if I was in love with my analyst. I would scoff and say: “You haven’t seen him!” Now I realise I was being defensive. Basically, if you think you aren’t attracted to your therapist, gender notwithstanding, you will be or you have been, or you are so deeply repressed as to be incurable.
I had a friend in training who was so overwhelmed by her passion for her female therapist (the friend identified as heterosexual) that she considered stopping. In fact, she came out the other end feeling intimately connected to her therapist without the need to sexualise the relationship. She was still straight, but much more in touch with the part of her that isn’t.
It was my own urge to sexualise all my relationships that made me so defensive about my feelings for my analyst. Did I used to think he fancied me secretly? Absolutely. With mock shame at my former blindness, I told my dinner friend about this: “I was in my twenties and went into a session very provocatively dressed on the way to a photo shoot. I handed over a cheque at the end and my analyst said: ‘There is something dismissive about the way you are waving your chest at me.’ I raised my eyebrows at him, amazed that he, of all people, would make…