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If I ruled the world: Alexei Sayle

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By Alexei Sayle   April 2016

Alexei Sayle ©Clara Molden/CamaraPress

Read more: If I ruled the world: Umberto Eco 

If I ruled the world, I would want to know what kind of a messed-up set of circumstances had brought this strange situation into being. Is it some sort of zombie apocalypse? Because if that’s what’s occurred, then it boils down to me wandering around the deserted city with a rifle shooting the undead through the brain, and that’s all there is to it really. Maybe looking for a woman of child-bearing age…

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