As the Foreign Secretary laughs at his own “clear the dead bodies in Libya” quips, the rest of the world looks on, horrifiedby Steve Bloomfield / October 4, 2017 / Leave a comment
Every speaker at Conservative party conference has a line about Venezuela. It doesn’t seem to matter that the attack on Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t work—it is as if they are under contractual obligation. So, of course, Boris Johnson had a line of his own. And, of course he had a punchline at the end. And, of course—of course—it was a laboured attempt at mixing the word ‘crackers’ with the capital of Venezuela that everyone could see coming a mile off. But despite all that, the conference hall laughed. He delivered it well. After all, Boris is funny. Not “performing at Edinburgh” funny, but at the very least “great fun in the pub” funny, which—for a politician—is pretty rare. Humour, among other less amusing traits, has got the foreign secretary where he is today. For most of his career, comedy has been an enormous help. Not any more, though.
The signs were there that Johnson’s comedy stock was falling. Just last month it was revealed that he had astonished diplomats during a meeting on the humanitarian crisis in Yemen by saying “With friends like these, who needs Yemenis?”
Yet the Caracas joke wasn’t the only humour Boris Johnson attempted yesterday. Unfortunately for Her Majesty’s Principal Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, his later jokes weren’t so benign. During his speech, Johnson briefly mentioned the fight against Boko Haram. But instead of using that as an opportunity to talk about how to deal with the threat of terrorism in the Sahel region, it was merely a set-up for another gag: this time one about being on a plane and being told to watch out for “pot shots from behind.” You know where he went with…