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Don't u b tellin any a us pakis dat we b pakis like our paki bredren from Pakistan

By Gautam Malkani   November 2005

Serve him right he got his muthafuckin face fuck’d, shudn’t b callin me a paki, innit. After spittin his words out Hardjit stopped for a second, like he expected one of us to write them down or someshit. Then he adds an exclamation mark by kickin the white kid in the face again.

—Shudn’t b callin us pakis, innit, u dutty gora.

Again, punctuation was provided with a kick, but with his left foot this time so it was more like a semi-colon.

—Call me or any a ma bredrens a paki again an I’ma mash u an…

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