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Rooney’s new locks uproot dated prejudice

By Ryan Shorthouse  

Is it gay for a man to care about how he looks? Wayne Rooney doesn't think so

Shock horror: we found out this week that the brutish, unreformed Wayne Rooney actually cares about his appearance. He’s insecure about his thinning hair so has decided—even without Coleen’s prompting—to spend his cash on a hair transplant. He joins the growing league of other alpha males, including Gordon Ramsay and Shane Warne, who have indulged in this kind of expensive grooming.

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