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Last month, Peter Hitchens asked why we cling to the “toxic brands” of our current political parties. He claimed that “if the Tory party were your fridge, all your food would go bad.” We published our readers’ best Twitter responses in our November issue:

Swilly If the Labour party were your fridge, it’d be empty & you’d still owe a grocery bill larger than your income Swillytwit

John McManus If the SNP were your fridge, they’d declare independence…

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