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To cut a long short story Mr Garth has locked himself in our spare bedroom

By Ali Smith   June 2011

Dear Anna K

I am writing to you because my husband and I are at the end of my tether and we are hoping to God that you will be able to help us.

Ten days ago we invited Miles Garth, who I believe you know to dinner here at our house in Greenwich. He is a friend of a friend, we actually hardly know him which is why this situation is so difficult and actually untenable as you can imagine. To cut a long short story Mr Garth has locked himself in our spare bedroom. I am only relieved…

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