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Dog and ferret club monthly meeting at the Pig’s Nose. Light evening. Lounge bar full of tourists, all eating. All you can hear is the clickety-clack of their knives and forks hitting the plates. I’m the first to arrive; then Gerald and Doris come through the door.

We chat. Doris tells me that since our last dog and ferret show she’s had a couple of minor strokes. I look horrified. But she tells me it’s OK, she’s “shrugged them off.” She rolls her shoulders to show me how easy it was.

When Gerry thinks Doris isn’t looking, he puts his…

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