Articles by Andrew Martin
Your children may love Halloween—but consider that this ruthlessly commercial candyfest is killing Bonfire Night. This noble British tradition must be restored to its rightful place; as part of the...
Miss Piggy said you should never eat anything bigger than your head. Fat people clearly weren’t listening. I’ll cut them down to size…
If politicians want to get more of us cycling, they should banish today’s silly bikes and bring back their sensible ancestors
Gentlemen, your attention please. My new public programme will now show you how to dust, shop, cook and clean up after yourself
Britain has gone awards-mad. Maybe I'll finally win one now
I have a condition you can't discuss openly—I'm one of a secret sect of sufferers. I share this affliction with TS Eliot, Michael Foot and Spike Milligan. In short, I have piles