Author Archives: Jeremy Clarke
Modern times
If you see a famous person on a train, you should approach them only in the buffet queue
Modern times
Literary festivals are one of Britain's growth industries. Jeremy, with a bit of help from the Almighty, is good at them
Modern times
Holy Communion was just fine but we were not expecting Ron's sermon nor his accordion
Modern times
Jeremy tries to give something back to society but finds himself up to his waist in mud at the Glastonbury festival
Modern times
Jeremy joined England's crusader army in Toulouse and met Ronnie, the man who burnt the Tunisian flag
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke has a dramatic bowel movement in an embarrassing place
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke had not had sex for six years until he met some Australian apple growers in New Zealand
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke discovers how to get on the wrong side of a tribe of pygmies
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke and his sister Viv discover a working heritage dome and a long lost world
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke discovers that John Prescott has not made the trains run on time
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke sides with sadism against sentimentality
Modern manners
Jeremy Clarke recalls a Christmas Day in Mali and his unfair bargaining position with a pimp