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Asma al-Assad (photo: Ammar Abd Rabbo)

At Prospect we receive thousands of emails, many of them unsolicited. Here are two enticing propositions that arrived this week.

From: “Mrs. Asma al-Assad”
Subject: Greetings /Your Trust/ Interest

Greetings,

I will like to formally introduce myself, I am Mrs. Asma al-Assad, First Lady of Syria which is the wife of Syria President Bashar al Assad.

I have a Profitable business transaction for you which involves transfer of funds,Please if interested do contact me via email for more details on this transaction but if this does not suit your business ethics, kindly delete this e-mail as I will gladly appreciate.

I await your swift response, to my email.

Regards

Mrs. Asma al-Assad

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From: “Allah”
Subject: Where?  Emergency Message

This planet is in danger.  I need to know where to go to help these people.  You were suggested as someone who may have heard of God (Allah) and it was suggested I email you, personally. I am God the Father, Allah, and looking for a place to get started for purposes previously explained in the Holy Bible or Qur’an. If you have a suggestion for how you want Me to help, get in touch.  If not, there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply.

NOTE: This could be your only opportunity to interact with God Allah.

Thank you for your prayers and review.

Emergency Message,

ALLAH
Lord of the Worlds
Author, Holy Qur’an / Bible
***@****** (Unsubscribe)
P.O. Box 701
San Mateo, CA 94401
*************** SMS/VM ; no international callbacks… email only… English Only

In the event of subscribe error at LLAH.US, you may post to https:// allah. zendesk. com or email ***@****** (unsubscribe).

  1. October 31, 2012

    Roland Baker

    Good to know that the Assad family has a survival plan. They look like getting little trouble from the FCO, the US, the EU, the Troika, The E3 plus how many?, MI5, MI6, the army, the air force, the navy, the special forces, the ECFDP, the ECHR, the ICJ (to which the US has not signed up), the Quad, Baroness Ashton, the combined forces of Western Democracy, the Arab League, China, Russia and indeed Pontius Pilate – or should that be Pilates, or perhaps the Lotus Position or Zen?

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